I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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