Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Can I color on your dick again?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She needs sedatives and a leash
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
