weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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