Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
3 2 1 whiskey
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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