Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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