Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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