Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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