remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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