the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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