even my farts smell like vagina
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
