also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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