She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm sobbing to NWA
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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