I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
