my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
that is very illegal...i love you.
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