When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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