I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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