The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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