I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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