Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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