Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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