He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
