when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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