so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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