so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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