But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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