i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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