he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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