If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
two words: eviction party
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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