she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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