ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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