Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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