So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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