hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize
