all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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