so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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