I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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