dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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