can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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