i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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