i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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