More tranny stories later!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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