Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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