found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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