Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm passing your future prison.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Found the puke drawer
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
