are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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