So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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