My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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