Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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