you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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