how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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